núm	tc_in	subtítulo			
0003	00:01:36:01	DADDY, I’M A ZOMBIE			
0004	00:02:11:14	Sophia, please.			
0005	00:02:13:17	I can't take this anymore			
0006	00:02:16:07	I´ll do anything you say			
0007	00:02:17:22	I don´t care what you do			
0008	00:02:19:22	And I hate this house!			
0009	00:02:22:11	We'll move. I can set up a new
funeral home anywhere in the world.			
0010	00:02:25:23	You're not listening to me, Ricardo!			
0011	00:02:28:04	I refuse to live among cadavers.			
0012	00:02:30:23	The smell of formaldehyde
is revolting.			
0013	00:02:34:00	No, I don’t want to hear another Word about it.			
0014	00:02:37:21	Living near a cemetery is killing me.			
0015	00:02:40:12	Sophia, we have a life here....			
0016	00:02:42:09	You call this a life?
I feel like I'm buried alive.			
0017	00:02:46:10	Please don't leave...			
0018	00:02:48:01	I need to do this.			
0019	00:02:51:15	I’m leaving. It’s over.			
0020	00:02:56:06	Mommy!			
0021	00:03:13:01	Good morning.
Did you sleep well, Mr. Rudolf?			
0022	00:03:16:15	LOet’s see what’s in here.			
0023	00:03:19:07	Shall we play some music?			
0024	00:03:21:06	Nothing like Vivaldi
to lift one's spirit.			
0025	00:03:24:01	Yours and my daughter Dixie's.			
0026	00:03:26:24	She needs a small nudge
in the morning.			
0027	00:03:29:24	Music, maestro.			
0028	00:03:45:07	Morning, Dixie.			
0029	00:03:47:12	Did you get a good night's sleep?			
0030	00:03:51:14	No...			
0031	00:03:52:24	It's so dark in here, isn't it?			
0032	00:04:02:09	Come on. Rise and shine.			
0033	00:04:07:02	Go away.			
0034	00:04:09:24	Hurry, or you'll be late
to school again.			
0035	00:04:12:11	So what. I hate that place.			
0036	00:04:16:16	Don't you want to see
your buddy, Julia?			
0037	00:04:19:01	Ugh... She's like weird lately.			
0038	00:04:23:03	Why don't you invite her to the fair
on Saturday? I've got two tickets.			
0039	00:04:39:05	Remember, you’re going
to your mother's today.			
0040	00:04:42:03	I hate that house.
And Grizzly can't stand me.			
0041	00:04:46:11	Please be more respectful.			
0042	00:04:48:14	He's your mother’s husband. It’s what she wanted.			
0043	00:04:55:16	He's always kissing up to her.			
0044	00:05:00:03	He's just trying to be nice.			
0045	00:05:03:19	And then there's
his horrific little daughter.			
0046	00:05:08:14	Then stop painting
all her dolls black.			
0047	00:05:12:00	Goth Barbies
are so much more interesting.			
0048	00:05:15:23	Talk to your mother.
Let her know how you feel.			
0049	00:05:21:21	She's too busy talking to her plants.			
0050	00:05:31:01	Blue skies and sunshine.			
0051	00:05:33:03	Today is destined to be divine.
I can just feel it.			
0052	00:05:35:24	Look out!			
0053	00:05:38:05	Good heavens!			
0054	00:05:43:07	No worries Mr. Rudolf.
I'll reset your hairpiece in a jiffy.			
0055	00:05:48:20	Dad, he'll be six feet under ground
in an hour.			
0056	00:05:53:06	Dixie, don't be so cynical.			
0057	00:05:55:12	Remember, you attract
what you put out, dear.			
0058	00:05:58:22	Like a magnet.			
0059	00:06:01:08	Like a magnet.			
0060	00:06:03:10	Pull over here.			
0061	00:06:05:06	I can drop you off
in front of the school.			
0062	00:06:07:14	I've got time.			
0063	00:06:09:16	I don't want anyone to see me
in this death tank.			
0064	00:06:13:06	As you wish.			
0065	00:06:14:10	Just remember that the glass
is half full, not empty...			
0066	00:06:17:12	Oh, give it up, dad, will you.			
0067	00:06:35:13	Julia!			
0068	00:06:39:05	Dixie...			
0069	00:06:40:21	I've got two tickets
to Saturday's fair!			
0070	00:06:44:24	I can't go. I'm... grounded.			
0071	00:06:49:13	What's wrong, Julia?			
0072	00:06:52:00	And don't call me anymore.			
0073	00:06:54:21	Here. You can keep it.			
0074	00:06:57:05	I thought we were friends.			
0075	00:06:59:16	You stink.			
0076	00:07:02:07	Oh. Crap.			
0077	00:07:04:11	We attract what we think.			
0078	00:07:07:15	Like a magnet.			
0079	00:07:25:03	Give it up, Zombie.			
0080	00:07:27:23	Ray isn't into dead-heads.			
0081	00:07:31:07	Do you own anything that's not black?			
0082	00:07:35:10	Maybe she's colorblind.			
0083	00:07:42:22	Listen. Take my advice.			
0084	00:07:45:15	The first thing that's got to go
is that dog chain around your waist.			
0085	00:07:49:06	It’s so tacky.			
0086	00:07:50:16	Let me guess.			
0087	00:07:52:09	It's from your last boyfriend
in kindergarten?			
0088	00:08:14:20	The third note home from the dean.			
0089	00:08:17:23	He's gonna kill me.			
0090	00:08:22:09	Is that you, Dixie?			
0091	00:08:25:09	Come here. I need your help.			
0092	00:08:30:12	Would you mind putting
Mrs. Remedios’ shoes on?			
0093	00:08:34:13	What's with the aversion? You've spent
your whole life around cadavers.			
0094	00:08:42:15	How are your classes?			
0095	00:08:44:15	Good.			
0096	00:08:45:24	-And your friends?
-Good.			
0097	00:08:48:11	How 'bout that Briana?
Is she still picking on you?			
0098	00:08:52:01	No. Everything is cool.			
0099	00:08:54:09	Wear a smile on your face
and things always go your way.			
0100	00:09:00:13	Okay, try smiling
about this note from school.			
0101	00:09:14:09	Dixie.			
0102	00:09:18:20	I've tried to be understanding,
but you've gone too far.			
0103	00:09:22:23	It wasn't my fault!			
0104	00:09:26:06	That's not what this note says.			
0105	00:09:28:10	The principal hates me!			
0106	00:09:30:14	-Just like your peers, right?
-Yes!			
0107	00:09:33:18	The whole world abhors you.			
0108	00:09:36:12	Yes! Yes! Yes!			
0109	00:09:40:11	Alright. I'm coming in.			
0110	00:10:03:06	Nobody cares about me.			
0111	00:10:05:03	You know that's not true.			
0112	00:10:08:16	So tell me why everyone
tries to avoid me.			
0113	00:10:12:24	You need to think about that.			
0114	00:10:15:23	See? You hate me too.			
0115	00:10:18:18	That's why I don't have any friends.			
0116	00:10:21:00	What about Julia?
Did you invite her to the fair?			
0117	00:10:24:10	She wants nothing to do with me.			
0118	00:10:26:11	What?			
0119	00:10:28:00	She says that you are...			
0120	00:10:33:13	Never mind, dad.			
0121	00:10:35:16	How about if we go together.			
0122	00:10:38:08	It will be special.
Come on. We’ll have a blast.			
0123	00:10:43:14	Just what I needed.			
0124	00:11:24:09	-Are you having fun?
-It's a blast.			
0125	00:11:26:21	There are no accidents.
There's a reason for everything.			
0126	00:11:29:23	Whether you make the best
or worst of it is up to you.			
0127	00:11:32:06	Why?			
0128	00:11:33:07	Julia isn't the only person
in this town.			
0129	00:11:36:01	Sure.			
0130	00:11:37:13	Something amazing
is going to come your way.			
0131	00:11:42:07	I can almost taste it.			
0132	00:11:44:19	Something like what?			
0133	00:11:49:06	-Want one?
-Yeah.			
0134	00:11:56:22	Only dreamers like dad believe that.
Poor, Phil.			
0135	00:12:01:01	Hi, Dixie.			
0136	00:12:03:22	Do I know you?			
0137	00:12:05:14	I want to apologize
about the other day.			
0138	00:12:09:13	Whatever.			
0139	00:12:11:02	-You should come hang out with us.
-Why?			
0140	00:12:14:06	Ray and two of his friends
invited us to the fun house.			
0141	00:12:19:21	If you join us it'll be 3 on 3.			
0142	00:12:24:15	And I know you like Ray.			
0143	00:12:28:16	Thanks, but I'm with my...			
0144	00:12:31:06	Don't worry about me.			
0145	00:12:34:20	Go play with your friends
and have fun.			
0146	00:12:37:08	Make the most of an opportunity.			
0147	00:13:20:02	You're not gonna run off are you?			
0148	00:13:43:15	Dixie.			
0149	00:14:29:17	Dixie. Dixie.
What's happened?			
0150	00:14:32:15	Go away! Mom left
because she couldn't stand you!			
0151	00:14:36:01	I'm like the village idiot
thanks to you!			
0152	00:14:39:22	Dixie! Dixie!			
0153	00:14:44:07	Dixie.			
0154	00:15:12:12	I hate this world.			
0155	00:15:14:23	I hate all of you.			
0156	00:15:16:23	I wish I was dead!			
0157	00:15:40:17	What happened? Where am I?			
0158	00:16:02:02	How did I get here?			
0159	00:16:05:13	Briana…			
0160	00:16:07:14	This is one of her jokes.			
0161	00:16:09:24	Good one!			
0162	00:16:33:24	Help!			
0163	00:16:38:02	Are you nuts? Where are you going?			
0164	00:16:40:21	Wait, don't leave.			
0165	00:16:46:01	Help!			
0166	00:17:14:07	Don't stand there! Run!			
0167	00:17:16:22	What are you waiting for?
Come here			
0168	00:17:27:20	Faster!			
0169	00:17:37:03	You did it!			
0170	00:17:40:02	Come, look at them.			
0171	00:17:41:19	It's like you slammed the door
right in their faces.			
0172	00:18:01:24	What's wrong?			
0173	00:18:04:21	-Don't worry.
-Why are they leaving?			
0174	00:18:06:24	Dark Angels are incapable
of entering the holy graveyards.			
0175	00:18:13:10	What do they want?			
0176	00:18:16:16	They capture zombies who've
wandered away from their cemeteries			
0177	00:18:20:05	and turn them over to Nigreda,
the Dark Soul.			
0178	00:18:25:02	And we never see them again.			
0179	00:18:28:10	Zombies?			
0180	00:18:30:09	You can't be serious.
That's impossible. What do you mean?			
0181	00:18:34:23	Yes, the living dead.			
0182	00:18:38:04	Who are you?			
0183	00:18:39:17	My name is Isis.			
0184	00:18:45:16	I know. I could use a good bath.			
0185	00:18:50:06	It's such a shame
that water destroys zombies.			
0186	00:18:53:05	But how would you know that?
You're new.			
0187	00:18:55:19	No...			
0188	00:18:56:18	Yes, it kills us just as fast
as sunlight or fire.			
0189	00:19:00:07	No way.			
0190	00:19:01:01	At first it's hard to believe,
but you'll get used to it.			
0191	00:19:10:17	No!			
0192	00:19:25:07	This shish-kabob is to die for.			
0193	00:19:28:00	This just can't be true.
This isn't really happening.			
0194	00:19:31:05	This can't be true.			
0195	00:19:37:17	Are there other zombies here?			
0196	00:19:42:15	There were, but they've all been
captured by Nigreda’s dark angels.			
0197	00:19:50:09	You said they couldn't get in.			
0198	00:19:53:04	When food became scarce,			
0199	00:19:55:24	the zombies decided
to migrate to other cemeteries.			
0200	00:19:59:04	Nigreda discovered their plan			
0201	00:20:04:09	and trapped them in an ambush.			
0202	00:20:07:14	Only Piroska and I managed to escape
but she doesn't count.			
0203	00:20:12:09	She comes and goes as she pleases.
She's reckless.			
0204	00:20:16:11	Ever since she started dating
some boy from another cemetery			
0205	00:20:19:13	I hardly ever see her.			
0206	00:20:21:13	I'm so excited that you came.			
0207	00:20:24:12	We can be friends.
I've never really had one			
0208	00:20:27:10	but I'm sure I'd make
the best "best friend" ever.			
0209	00:20:31:00	What do you say?			
0210	00:20:36:21	You spilled it!			
0211	00:20:38:13	It's a good thing it wasn't milk
or you'd have 7 days of bad luck.			
0212	00:20:42:17	Listen, I don't know what happened
but I'm going home.			
0213	00:20:47:02	I'm sure my dad will know how to...			
0214	00:20:49:17	-You can't go there.
-Why not?			
0215	00:20:52:01	The ghost wolves, remember?			
0216	00:20:54:17	And look at yourself,
you're a zombie.			
0217	00:20:58:00	What is he going to say when he opens
the door and sees your rotting flesh?			
0218	00:21:07:10	I don't want to be a zombie.			
0219	00:21:09:20	There's only one way
to return to your life as a mortal.			
0220	00:21:13:13	-How?
-The Azoth.			
0221	00:21:17:17	Piroska!			
0222	00:21:21:20	The Legend of the Azoth.			
0223	00:21:35:00	According to the legend...			
0224	00:21:37:09	A novice.			
0225	00:21:39:04	... a newly arrived zombie will use
the magical powers of the Azoth			
0226	00:21:42:15	to create a passage back.			
0227	00:21:45:10	A magical passage
that will allow zombies			
0228	00:21:47:19	to return to their mortal lives.			
0229	00:21:51:11	Back to the exact moment
before their death.			
0230	00:21:57:03	Wait. What's that?			
0231	00:21:59:07	Like a second chance.			
0232	00:22:02:08	So that they can fix a mistake
they made when they were alive.			
0233	00:22:08:07	-You're a novice.
-Do you have the Azoth?			
0234	00:22:19:13	There's a solution, don't despair for
the road back home is far but fair.			
0235	00:22:24:15	Do you know its secret?
Show us its power.			
0236	00:22:27:14	Hang on a sec. There isn't any
power locked up in this trinket.			
0237	00:22:31:03	What? Don't you know how it works?			
0238	00:22:33:19	It's just a pendant that
someone gave me for my birthday.			
0239	00:22:39:09	A charm? Give it to me.
Maybe I can make it...			
0240	00:22:42:17	-No!
-Do you have a better idea?			
0241	00:22:46:02	Vitriol. He'll help us!			
0242	00:22:47:17	That stupid tramp?
Don’t count on him			
0243	00:22:51:04	True, but he knows volumes
about the dead, the living			
0244	00:22:55:13	and everything in between.			
0245	00:22:57:15	No one knows where he resides			
0246	00:22:59:17	and the forest is infested
with dark angels and mortals.			
0247	00:23:08:15	I'll take it to him.			
0248	00:23:11:02	No one gets around the forest
better than me.			
0249	00:23:13:03	Why? I said no.			
0250	00:23:16:09	Look out, Dixie!			
0251	00:23:18:14	Fine!			
0252	00:23:21:00	Let's see how far
you get without my help.			
0253	00:23:28:12	She's right. How are we
going to get out of here?			
0254	00:23:33:05	Let me think.			
0255	00:23:40:03	Bonsai are very delicate plants.			
0256	00:23:44:06	The bonsai's beauty
lies in its perfection,			
0257	00:23:48:18	which is why one must prune away
that which is undesirable.			
0258	00:23:57:19	No!			
0259	00:23:59:07	I've told you many times			
0260	00:24:01:05	that specie is too young
for fertilizer.			
0261	00:24:04:10	Please forgive me
your heiness, Nigreda.			
0262	00:24:07:16	It is the more mature bonsai
that needs...			
0263	00:24:13:00	-... a large amount?
-Small quantities!			
0264	00:24:16:16	You loathesome piece
of mismatched flesh!			
0265	00:24:20:12	Just a minor injury.			
0266	00:24:35:01	Yes, Thorko?			
0267	00:24:43:10	Twenty specimens!			
0268	00:24:45:10	Extract their thoughts
and lock them up in the catacombs.			
0269	00:24:52:07	Move on.			
0270	00:24:55:16	[Merci.]			
0271	00:25:05:00	A few more attacks			
0272	00:25:06:23	and you will have captured
every zombie in the region.			
0273	00:25:14:18	Consistency and careful planning			
0274	00:25:18:05	shall be the pillars of our victory.			
0275	00:25:53:24	Now we must find the Azoth.			
0276	00:25:56:23	Oh, you are so intelligent.			
0277	00:26:00:03	I am merely the humble architect
of our common cause.			
0278	00:26:16:09	I'm coming dad.			
0279	00:26:18:13	We'll be together again soon.			
0280	00:26:22:24	Hey, wait up. Where are you going?			
0281	00:26:25:14	I'm going to search
for that Vitriol dude			
0282	00:26:28:00	so that I can get my rotten life back.			
0283	00:26:30:09	-I'll go with you.
-Go away.			
0284	00:26:33:17	Listen, this could be
a very dangerous journey			
0285	00:26:37:12	and you'll need my protection.			
0286	00:26:40:08	Yeah, sure.			
0287	00:26:43:20	Hang on.			
0288	00:26:46:06	You'll need my good luck charms.			
0289	00:26:49:23	See...			
0290	00:26:57:01	Oh, no!			
0291	00:26:58:08	I can find this drifter by myself.			
0292	00:27:03:03	Vitriol? I know where he lives.			
0293	00:27:07:07	Oh, really? Where?			
0294	00:27:10:15	He always hangs out
in the old Egyptian cemetery.			
0295	00:27:14:00	I'm sure I can remember
how to get there.			
0296	00:27:16:18	You totally need me.			
0297	00:27:20:00	Fine, but keep your distance
and remember:			
0298	00:27:23:08	I'm not your friend.			
0299	00:27:25:13	You won't regret it.			
0300	00:27:27:16	I hope not. Which way?			
0301	00:27:33:04	Let's go right. It's luckier.			
0302	00:27:37:01	Isis, you're pointing left.			
0303	00:27:41:04	This way.
It gets so confusing.			
0304	00:27:47:03	Is it F-13?			
0305	00:27:48:23	Oh, no! No one
should go anywhere on F-13!			
0306	00:27:52:24	Chill. It's not Friday the 13th.			
0307	00:28:03:01	-A new arrival?
-Yes, Milady.			
0308	00:28:07:16	And she has the Azoth?			
0309	00:28:09:21	For now.			
0310	00:28:15:04	Good work, my adorable spy.			
0311	00:28:24:15	At last, the moment
we've all been awaiting.			
0312	00:28:31:15	Thorko!			
0313	00:28:36:21	I want each of our spies
in the forest to be on guard.			
0314	00:28:41:05	Find that young maiden named Dixie			
0315	00:28:44:04	and bring me the Azoth.			
0316	00:28:55:10	You need to eat something.
You haven't had a bite in days.			
0317	00:29:00:12	Zombie food is disgusting.			
0318	00:29:04:01	How would you know?
You haven't even tried it.			
0319	00:29:06:19	I highly recommend
the crunchy cockroaches.			
0320	00:29:10:05	But if you prefer something softer
then the worms are heavenly.			
0321	00:29:14:18	Before you know it you'll be
drooling over roasted squirrel brain.			
0322	00:30:02:05	Quick, grab it!			
0323	00:30:09:05	Ok, pull me up!			
0324	00:30:18:08	You should have let them nail me.			
0325	00:30:20:20	It would have made your life easier.			
0326	00:30:23:15	Or at least not so messed up.			
0327	00:30:33:02	Isis, this path doesn't lead anywhere.			
0328	00:30:36:16	Oh, no. Is it a leap year?			
0329	00:30:38:22	-Why are you so superstitious?
-For a very good reason.			
0330	00:30:42:05	Did you know Tutankhamen and I
were engaged to be married?			
0331	00:30:46:23	Wow, that's so cool.			
0332	00:30:49:07	It didn't last long.			
0333	00:30:51:03	A beggar prophesied that
I would be devoured by crocodiles.			
0334	00:30:55:14	-No way.
-Yes.			
0335	00:30:57:19	Our parents arranged for the two of us
to meet on a riverboat.			
0336	00:31:01:11	Everything was cool,
then I saw the crocodiles.			
0337	00:31:04:16	Headed for your boat?			
0338	00:31:06:15	No, sleeping peacefully.			
0339	00:31:08:13	Well, then the prophecy
didn't come true.			
0340	00:31:11:02	Actually, it did. I started screaming,
which woke the crocodiles up.			
0341	00:31:15:06	Then I stumbled and fell in the water
and here I am.			
0342	00:31:19:10	Nothing works for me			
0343	00:31:20:21	It was just a bad coincidence.			
0344	00:31:24:08	Look at this rock.			
0345	00:31:36:21	Stand back.			
0346	00:31:40:14	Take that!			
0347	00:31:42:13	That was pretty good!			
0348	00:31:44:10	Just wait and watch.			
0349	00:32:02:17	See what I mean?			
0350	00:32:12:17	Well, Thorko,
any news about the young girl?			
0351	00:32:17:10	Enough!			
0352	00:32:26:20	She cannot extend her reign			
0353	00:32:30:05	without obtaining the Azoth.			
0354	00:32:33:03	Idiot!			
0355	00:32:42:15	What are you doing?			
0356	00:32:44:05	You've stepped
on my [Portulacarias Afra.]			
0357	00:32:52:24	I was simply trying
to help you, my Lady.			
0358	00:32:56:01	By demolishing my bonsai?			
0359	00:33:00:00	No, no, to find the Azoth, remember?			
0360	00:33:03:19	After everything I've done for you.			
0361	00:33:09:17	Forgive me, my queen.			
0362	00:33:13:01	It's just a shrub!			
0363	00:33:25:09	That "shrub" was a living specimen			
0364	00:33:28:18	which is more than you
could ever presume to be.			
0365	00:33:32:11	¡Thorko!			
0366	00:33:35:12	Locate the child			
0367	00:33:37:19	and do not return without the Azoth.			
0368	00:33:45:06	What are we exactly?			
0369	00:33:47:04	Why are we trapped in these
gross bodies covered in maggots?			
0370	00:33:51:10	We're zombies because we left
unfinished business back at home.			
0371	00:33:55:09	We're not really dead or alive.			
0372	00:33:59:08	Do you believe that this can open
a door that leads back home?			
0373	00:34:01:24	Of course, and then we can fix
the mistakes we made			
0374	00:34:06:06	unless Nigreda catches us first.			
0375	00:34:10:10	What is Nigreda like?			
0376	00:34:15:04	No one knows for sure,			
0377	00:34:17:07	but ever since she showed up here,
she calls all the shots.			
0378	00:34:21:19	But, why?			
0379	00:34:23:22	Single minded ambition.			
0380	00:34:26:12	The Dark Soul.
It's her way or no way.			
0381	00:34:49:16	I'm so happy that
you are my best friend.			
0382	00:35:00:24	This will remind us
to always stick together.			
0383	00:35:04:16	Like bread and butter.			
0384	00:35:07:02	Once you spread butter on bread,
the two can never separate.			
0385	00:35:11:01	They stay stuck to each other forever.			
0386	00:35:13:22	Bread and butter.			
0387	00:35:18:11	Yeah!			
0388	00:35:31:02	We'll hide out there. Let's go!			
0389	00:35:33:06	What if the mortals find us?			
0390	00:35:35:07	You know how psycho they get
when it comes to zombies.			
0391	00:35:38:12	They'll chase after us
with pitch forks and call us names.			
0392	00:35:41:10	Stay quiet and
they won't even know we're here.			
0393	00:35:44:11	Let's go.			
0394	00:36:08:10	There isn't a single soul here.			
0395	00:36:11:08	"Too much silence
could lead to violence."			
0396	00:36:21:01	Who dares to disrupt me slumber?			
0397	00:36:25:23	Out of here!			
0398	00:36:30:03	[Skit, scat ye scallywags!]			
0399	00:36:32:19	Run for cover!			
0400	00:36:39:08	Jump!			
0401	00:36:53:06	Run! Run!			
0402	00:36:57:19	Hide here and keep quiet.			
0403	00:37:02:01	You won’t escape, you rats.			
0404	00:37:04:18	Get over here ya filthy cockroaches.			
0405	00:37:07:07	Ya can't escape from me!			
0406	00:37:10:13	Quick, over there!			
0407	00:37:16:20	Wait up. Don't leave me behind.			
0408	00:37:22:20	Where are you going?
It's so dark down there!			
0409	00:37:31:24	Someone dropped their wrapper.			
0410	00:37:39:09	Surprise!			
0411	00:37:53:18	Oh, no! My bandage!			
0412	00:37:57:05	Dixie, look!			
0413	00:38:03:08	I have an idea.			
0414	00:38:05:05	Use this			
0415	00:38:07:08	Cut the bandage
and let's jump out the window.			
0416	00:38:13:16	Now you’re mine,
you filthy sewer rats			
0417	00:38:17:23	Cut the bone chatter
or he'll find us. Stay put.			
0418	00:38:21:08	Where are you going?			
0419	00:38:26:05	I know you're here!			
0420	00:38:38:10	What’s this?			
0421	00:38:47:06	Wait a second. Who are you?			
0422	00:38:50:12	You won’t escape.			
0423	00:39:01:12	Nothing like some pepper
to get rid of unwanted guests.			
0424	00:39:10:24	What are you doing here?			
0425	00:39:16:02	Hidin' meself from the dark angels.			
0426	00:39:19:19	Farm's like me galleon vessel.			
0427	00:39:22:24	Packed with cannons
and disguises for battle.			
0428	00:39:27:16	Like this little device
that was hidden up your sleeve?			
0429	00:39:32:17	Why were you trying to burn us alive?			
0430	00:39:36:20	I thought Nigreda sent ye.			
0431	00:39:39:24	Her scurvy dogs stole
all the zombies from me cemetery			
0432	00:39:43:08	-in a wicked ambush.
-Liar!			
0433	00:39:47:01	What about you?			
0434	00:39:49:14	I'm a good hider.			
0435	00:39:52:08	What's your name?			
0436	00:39:54:18	Gonner.			
0437	00:39:56:20	Well...			
0438	00:39:58:16	You should come with us now.			
0439	00:40:04:12	Hold on a sec, Dixie.
Are you crazy?			
0440	00:40:08:05	Isis. He has nobody.			
0441	00:40:10:17	Dixie, ahoy! He's a pirate.			
0442	00:40:16:00	Look at him. He's harmless.			
0443	00:40:18:11	What? He tried to set us on fire!			
0444	00:40:23:03	Oh no! The full moon
is affecting your brain.			
0445	00:40:27:20	You're not thinking straight.
He's a boy!			
0446	00:40:31:14	And what's so bad about that?			
0447	00:40:34:11	You can't trust them.			
0448	00:40:36:11	They have no common sense,
they're heartless			
0449	00:40:39:08	and they smell awful.			
0450	00:40:43:13	It's not like
we smell like roses, you know.			
0451	00:40:46:14	I wouldn’t dare
to criticize him for that			
0452	00:40:54:07	And it's been said that Redheads			
0453	00:40:57:17	bring bad luck for as many days as
the number of buttons on your shirt.			
0454	00:41:02:05	But you don't have a shirt on,
or buttons for that matter.			
0455	00:41:08:06	Where are ye goin'?			
0456	00:41:10:21	Don't even tell him!			
0457	00:41:13:10	We're looking for Vitriol.			
0458	00:41:15:21	The wonderin' zombie?			
0459	00:41:19:11	Well, good luck 'cause his cabin
is in the opposite direction.			
0460	00:41:24:05	A cabin?			
0461	00:41:25:24	He's totally clueless.			
0462	00:41:28:16	Really?			
0463	00:41:29:24	Untie me and I'll take ye to 'em
in less than two days time.			
0464	00:41:35:11	Right, show-off.
Are you going to fly us there?			
0465	00:41:43:06	Not flyin' but...			
0466	00:41:46:07	All aboard "The Fair Siren".			
0467	00:41:50:21	Zombies and water
aren't a good match.			
0468	00:41:54:23	Come on!			
0469	00:41:56:23	Don’t be afraid.			
0470	00:42:00:19	I was nearly a Cap'n.
Will ye permit me, beauty?			
0471	00:42:09:07	Scat back.			
0472	00:42:15:23	[Aye, with cannon ten]
[on port an' starboard]			
0473	00:42:20:08	[Wind just aft and strong]			
0474	00:42:24:14	Drop the act. You're no poet.			
0475	00:42:56:23	Where did you learn to sail?			
0476	00:42:59:03	It's a sad story.
Ye don't want to know.			
0477	00:43:03:03	You're absolutely right.			
0478	00:43:04:23	That's not true. I'd like to hear it.			
0479	00:43:07:17	I grew up alone
on the streets of London since...			
0480	00:43:12:14	me parents abandoned me.			
0481	00:43:14:16	I had to fend for me own self
'til I got picked up by some pirates.			
0482	00:43:20:11	How can she be so gullible?			
0483	00:43:22:21	They forced me to lie and steal,
but I never liked it none.			
0484	00:43:27:10	How can she be so naïve?			
0485	00:43:29:24	That’s a dirty, rotten lie.			
0486	00:43:32:11	I can't believe it.			
0487	00:43:34:01	Neither does he. She's a fool.			
0488	00:43:37:06	Dixie, would ye like me
to learn ye how to sail?			
0489	00:43:42:22	Can I?			
0490	00:43:44:11	O' course. Come sit 'ere.			
0491	00:43:51:06	Dixie, don't leave me.			
0492	00:43:57:14	Ready, lass?			
0493	00:44:01:00	Turn 'er right!			
0494	00:44:05:01	Aren't we going a bit fast?			
0495	00:44:07:12	Look out!			
0496	00:44:10:20	Stop the boat!
I want to get off! Stop!			
0497	00:44:18:12	Good work.			
0498	00:44:33:23	If ye like we'll get some shut-eye
at the cemetery by that hermitage.			
0499	00:44:46:16	Can you help me Gonner?			
0500	00:44:53:16	Just so you know,
Dixie likes me more than you.			
0501	00:44:58:15	I'm her bestest friend.			
0502	00:45:02:01	Sleep tight, bucko.			
0503	00:45:04:06	-Good night.
-Hey!			
0504	00:45:06:22	Finally, some peace 'n quiet!			
0505	00:45:11:12	Is that how
all young lasses dress today?			
0506	00:45:14:07	No, only weird people like me.			
0507	00:45:17:16	Just because ye wear black threads,
yer considered an outlaw.			
0508	00:45:23:03	No one trusts you.			
0509	00:45:25:06	Blimey.
They're all a sack of landlubbers.			
0510	00:45:35:06	How did ye get this?			
0511	00:45:38:01	I don't like to talk about it.			
0512	00:45:40:07	Give me a chance.			
0513	00:45:42:24	It was a gift from my mother.			
0514	00:45:47:01	A gift from yer mum?			
0515	00:45:50:01	Yeah, before she ran off
to start a new family.			
0516	00:45:54:05	I don't even know why I wear it.			
0517	00:45:57:07	At least ye had yer father.			
0518	00:46:00:12	And you have me.			
0519	00:46:04:00	Why didn't ye cut me throat
when ye trapped me?			
0520	00:46:31:12	Dixie, we need to talk.			
0521	00:46:35:16	Oh, what is it now, Isis?			
0522	00:46:41:22	It's about Gonner.			
0523	00:46:43:17	Ever since he arrived
you're totally ignoring me.			
0524	00:46:47:16	So not true.			
0525	00:46:49:15	Don't be ridiculous.			
0526	00:46:51:10	It's like you don't even see me.			
0527	00:46:54:13	You may as well have me embalmed.			
0528	00:46:57:22	Bread and butter?			
0529	00:47:03:14	Happy?			
0530	00:47:05:24	Why don't you wake Gonner up
so we can leave.			
0531	00:47:09:07	Gonner, get up.			
0532	00:47:12:01	He’s not here.			
0533	00:47:13:13	What happened?			
0534	00:47:15:20	He’s gone			
0535	00:47:17:02	The... The... The...			
0536	00:47:18:12	The Azoth!			
0537	00:47:20:12	Gonner...			
0538	00:47:25:04	Dixie, why don't we
go back to the cemetery?			
0539	00:47:28:11	No. We're going to find Gonner
and get the Azoth back.			
0540	00:47:33:12	I'm hungry,
I'm tired and really scared.			
0541	00:47:44:20	Quiet, already,
and tell me which way to go.			
0542	00:47:47:20	That way!			
0543	00:47:52:09	I thought splitting cobwebs
was bad luck.			
0544	00:47:56:15	Then that way!			
0545	00:47:59:00	You have no idea, do you?			
0546	00:48:03:01	No.			
0547	00:48:04:13	Yes. Wait.			
0548	00:48:06:05	I can explain.			
0549	00:48:07:20	Your phony superstitions were a pack
of lies to get me to be your friend.			
0550	00:48:13:09	I just wanted...			
0551	00:48:15:21	Have a nice life! Or death!			
0552	00:48:18:22	No, Dixie. Dixie!			
0553	00:48:52:11	Why do bad things
always have to happen to me?			
0554	00:49:05:12	So there you are.			
0555	00:49:16:00	Boatswain! It's all your fault!			
0556	00:49:20:04	Poxy! Where's Dixie?			
0557	00:49:22:20	If you actually cared,
then you'd give me back the Azoth.			
0558	00:49:27:03	I can't. And quit throwin' rocks!			
0559	00:49:34:21	Come back here,
you worthless, Caribbean scum!			
0560	00:49:41:06	Come back here!			
0561	00:49:44:05	You're just a lying, cheating,
good for nothing, barnacle!			
0562	00:49:51:09	Isis, ye have no idea.
Just scat out o' here!			
0563	00:49:55:21	Two-timing thief!			
0564	00:49:59:05	I ain't scattin'
nowhere ya guts sucker.			
0565	00:50:01:18	It's not what ye think!			
0566	00:50:03:20	If anything happens to Dixie,
you'll pay with your life!			
0567	00:50:09:09	Bucko, I'm trying to save Dixie.			
0568	00:50:20:14	Not a peep.			
0569	00:50:31:01	Stop yer shoutin'
or you'll stir up all the bats!			
0570	00:50:36:08	No worries. I have it.			
0571	00:50:39:06	Pig!			
0572	00:50:42:03	The novice? She got away.			
0573	00:50:46:03	Relax, Thorko. Who needs the wench!			
0574	00:50:51:17	Once she has the Azoth,
Nigreda has nothing to fear.			
0575	00:50:56:06	Are we clearing out or not?			
0576	00:51:05:21	Come on, let's push off. Follow me.			
0577	00:51:39:07	Looking for me?			
0578	00:51:41:09	What are you waiting for?
It's me, Dixie.			
0579	00:51:55:16	Gonner!			
0580	00:52:03:20	No gifts for your "first mate"?			
0581	00:52:11:08	The Azoth.			
0582	00:52:17:01	Turn it over to Nigreda yerself.			
0583	00:52:19:13	Give me a kiss you rogue.			
0584	00:52:30:16	Can't you see I don't fit?			
0585	00:52:33:19	Anyone with half a brain
would realize.			
0586	00:52:39:13	You animal!
Show some respect, will you!			
0587	00:52:42:24	Remember I'm Dixie, the Novice.
Do you hear me? I'm Dixie!			
0588	00:52:47:23	My hand! My hand!			
0589	00:53:18:22	My Lady.			
0590	00:53:21:14	Look what Gonner brought you!			
0591	00:53:27:01	The Azoth.			
0592	00:53:29:20	But where is the young maiden?			
0593	00:53:33:12	You have no reason
to worry 'bout that silly child.			
0594	00:53:41:00	Dixie.			
0595	00:53:44:17	Take her away and prepare my bath...			
0596	00:53:48:20	with her blood.			
0597	00:54:06:18	What in the world is that?			
0598	00:54:18:06	Wow, man, what a mess.			
0599	00:54:29:22	Now that we have the Azoth,			
0600	00:54:32:12	I shall be the one
to open the portal back to mortality.			
0601	00:54:37:16	Our army of zombies will
return to the world of the living			
0602	00:54:41:19	ready and willing to execute the plan.			
0603	00:54:47:17	What went down here man?			
0604	00:54:51:00	Leave me alone.			
0605	00:54:53:06	You seem kinda scattered, little cat.			
0606	00:54:57:22	We should put you back together
again and split the scene pronto.			
0607	00:55:03:05	Go away.			
0608	00:55:05:18	Listen cat, Nigreda's thugs
are crawling all over this joint.			
0609	00:55:09:12	I couldn't care less.			
0610	00:55:11:03	You don't get it.			
0611	00:55:13:11	I just saw them drag away
this poor old mummy chick.			
0612	00:55:16:24	It was way uncool.			
0613	00:55:19:10	Isis?			
0614	00:55:20:19	No, she kept saying her name was....			
0615	00:55:24:04	Dixie. Yeah, that was it.			
0616	00:55:26:01	That lunatic is pretending to be me?
But Why?			
0617	00:55:29:21	I don't know but check this out.
Found it on the floor.			
0618	00:55:33:18	Oh, Isis.			
0619	00:55:45:19	[Eko, eko, zomelak.]			
0620	00:55:50:08	[Eko, eko cerunnos.]			
0621	00:55:55:07	[Eko, eko aradía.]			
0622	00:56:18:20	Let's see, what's this?			
0623	00:56:22:03	Ah, your arm.			
0624	00:56:24:03	Girl, you are bony!			
0625	00:56:26:18	I'll put it here.
Let's see... It fits!			
0626	00:56:34:22	Now where did I put your leg?			
0627	00:56:37:11	So you're Vitriol, right?
The zombie bum who lives in the woods.			
0628	00:56:41:23	I'm a "traveler", dig?			
0629	00:56:44:16	And thanks to my trips, I find out
what's going down in the woods.			
0630	00:56:49:09	Know what I mean?			
0631	00:56:50:17	-I've been looking for you.
-Groovy. What's up?			
0632	00:56:56:11	I need your help to find Nigreda.			
0633	00:56:59:10	Hey little cat. You can forget
that plan. Nigreda has the Azoth.			
0634	00:57:04:08	*Nebulosa? How?			
0635	00:57:07:07	And why?			
0636	00:57:09:07	According to the legend,			
0637	00:57:11:07	it is the novice who must utilize
the Azoth's magical powers			
0638	00:57:14:21	to open the portal so that
the dead can return to life			
0639	00:57:20:07	and make the world a "better place".			
0640	00:57:27:17	But "you", milady,
have opened the portal.			
0641	00:58:11:12	And now we will simply
reprogram their minuscule brains...			
0642	00:58:14:19	... to fulfill the master plan.			
0643	00:58:39:05	A Master Plan? What master-plan?			
0644	00:58:42:21	You know: "To wreak havoc and evil.
From antiquity to the present day."			
0645	00:58:49:13	Where have you been, man?			
0646	00:58:51:22	Let me explain it slowly
so you understand.			
0647	00:58:55:15	Imagine the tragic impact			
0648	00:58:57:20	thousands of zombies
could have on history.			
0649	00:59:03:14	It would mean the end of the world.			
0650	00:59:18:00	The battle between good and evil			
0651	00:59:20:20	will finally conclude when
the Dark Side is all that remains.			
0652	00:59:32:10	And now, if you don't mind,
there's no time to waste.			
0653	00:59:37:00	What are we gonna do?			
0654	00:59:38:24	I'm going to savor
this far out beetlejuice			
0655	00:59:41:21	before Nigreda turns the lights off.
Know what I mean?			
0656	00:59:45:21	But we have to stop her!			
0657	00:59:48:05	Only the bearer of the Azoth
can stop Nigreda			
0658	00:59:51:17	and now that her cops
found the mummy chick, party's over.			
0659	00:59:54:23	No. I am the true bearer of the Azoth.			
0660	00:59:58:21	You've never seen the likes of it.			
0661	01:00:01:03	It's shaped like a heart.			
0662	01:00:03:23	I'll just have to let the soup
go cold if it means saving the world.			
0663	01:00:08:08	OK, dude. Let's go.			
0664	01:00:32:14	Where can we find Nigreda?			
0665	01:00:36:00	Where the beginning meets the end.			
0666	01:00:38:19	What's that supposed to mean?			
0667	01:00:40:11	"There's a solution, don't despair."			
0668	01:00:43:11	"For the road back home
is far but fair."			
0669	01:00:47:19	The fair! But it's
on the other side of the forest.			
0670	01:00:52:21	She's an old wreck
but this baby can get us to the fair.			
0671	01:01:00:18	Our only hope is that you recover
the Azoth and learn its secret.			
0672	01:01:04:24	Only then can the legend play itself
out the way it was meant to.			
0673	01:01:09:13	Ya dig?			
0674	01:01:54:01	Here we are, Dixie.			
0675	01:02:03:14	You got 'til daybreak.			
0676	01:02:05:16	By then, Nigreda will have
unleashed all of her zombies.			
0677	01:02:09:10	But what is the Azoth's secret?			
0678	01:02:11:19	You're a cool cat.
You'll figure it out.			
0679	01:02:16:02	What am I supposed to do?			
0680	01:02:18:06	The right thing, I guess.			
0681	01:02:50:24	Stop! Stop!			
0682	01:03:07:16	Stop!			
0683	01:04:16:22	What was that?			
0684	01:04:18:06	Go inform those imbeciles
that they must return immediately.			
0685	01:04:25:15	Our turn is approaching.			
0686	01:04:30:04	Dixie? Can ye hear me?			
0687	01:04:32:20	It's me, Gonner.			
0688	01:04:35:04	What's going on here?			
0689	01:04:37:13	-Why are you trying to save her?
-Listen, I...			
0690	01:04:41:05	-You like her don't you?
-What? No!			
0691	01:04:44:20	Traitor! I’ll show you!			
0692	01:04:48:11	You like her more than me.
Isn't that right?			
0693	01:04:51:17	You little traitor.			
0694	01:04:53:09	I gave you the best
300 years of my life			
0695	01:04:57:05	and this is how you repay me?			
0696	01:04:59:07	By hooking up with the first newbie
dead head that crosses your path?			
0697	01:05:03:16	-I can explain.
-You shameless varmint!			
0698	01:05:09:12	-You filthy pig.
-Listen to me.			
0699	01:05:13:04	You're in love with her!
You sack of squid!			
0700	01:05:18:07	Speak, you swine!			
0701	01:05:21:01	I want to hear
your stinking mouth say it?			
0702	01:05:33:22	Where do you think
you're going now, cabin boy.			
0703	01:05:42:22	Come back here.			
0704	01:05:45:24	Face me like a man
so I can split you in two pieces!			
0705	01:05:49:13	Catch me if ye can ya ole witch.			
0706	01:05:54:21	Get down from there, you jellyfish!
Scurvy bilge rat.			
0707	01:05:57:19	Give that pirate trash
what he deserves.			
0708	01:06:00:22	Mangy dog!			
0709	01:06:02:20	Come up here if ya dare.			
0710	01:06:06:20	Creep!			
0711	01:06:08:20	What do you think?			
0712	01:06:11:24	Booty crook.			
0713	01:06:18:20	Crud sucker.			
0714	01:06:36:05	Now will you please tell me
why you wanted to rescue Dixie.			
0715	01:06:41:00	Me?			
0716	01:06:42:15	Do ya really want to know?
Jolly Roger. She's hot!			
0717	01:06:48:14	I love every inch
of 'er maggot-ridden body.			
0718	01:06:52:20	Aye, she's me no buxum beauty!			
0719	01:07:03:13	You?			
0720	01:07:05:02	In the flesh.			
0721	01:07:07:11	Then I'll dice you up first.			
0722	01:07:31:07	I know how ye feel.			
0723	01:07:35:06	I know, I deserve it.			
0724	01:07:44:02	Me hearty.			
0725	01:07:49:04	Oh, no.			
0726	01:07:50:19	We have to get the Azoth back
before daybreak!			
0727	01:07:53:18	Follow me, mate.
I know where it is.			
0728	01:08:03:03	Go on, there's no need
for you to wait.			
0729	01:08:08:03	Piroska?			
0730	01:08:13:11	Let's get out of here
before we lose our chance.			
0731	01:08:17:22	We have to find Isis.			
0732	01:08:20:22	Are you daft?			
0733	01:08:23:14	She's my friend...			
0734	01:08:26:19	for better and for worse.			
0735	01:08:32:02	That lassie could be anywhere.			
0736	01:08:35:04	And this may be
our last hope to escape.			
0737	01:08:46:13	I'm not leaving without Isis.			
0738	01:08:49:17	Wait...			
0739	01:08:51:21	If yer out here			
0740	01:08:54:24	then I suppose the lass
trapped inside the box is...			
0741	01:09:15:19	My loyal Piroska.			
0742	01:09:17:16	Whoever did this to you will pay.			
0743	01:09:23:03	Hello? Who is that?			
0744	01:09:28:19	Gonner, are you there?			
0745	01:09:31:11	Get me out of here!			
0746	01:09:34:08	Come on, I know it's you.			
0747	01:09:36:09	Listen, I'm not angry anymore.			
0748	01:09:38:23	No more rocks, that's a promise.			
0749	01:09:41:08	Now open this box, please.			
0750	01:09:48:22	Isis!			
0751	01:09:52:03	Don't be alarmed.			
0752	01:09:55:21	She's with me.			
0753	01:09:58:03	Dixie!			
0754	01:10:00:02	Leave her alone!			
0755	01:10:01:13	Return the Azoth
or she's going for a swim.			
0756	01:10:06:04	Wait a sec, Nigreda.
Alright.			
0757	01:10:13:12	Don't give it to 'er.			
0758	01:10:15:15	It's what I have to do.			
0759	01:10:18:24	Please don't hurt her.			
0760	01:10:20:20	Join me. We can use
the power of the Azoth			
0761	01:10:23:18	to avenge all the injustice
committed against us.			
0762	01:10:27:06	We'll re-open the portal.			
0763	01:10:29:16	You can return to your life
and punish your enemies.			
0764	01:10:33:07	Everyone who hurt you.			
0765	01:10:36:20	Including your mother.			
0766	01:10:41:08	No, don't do it.			
0767	01:10:43:18	-Give us Isis.
-First...			
0768	01:10:48:07	The Azoth.			
0769	01:11:00:13	Let her go.			
0770	01:11:03:07	No. The Azoth.			
0771	01:11:19:23	Run.			
0772	01:11:22:19	Let go!			
0773	01:11:24:16	Run.			
0774	01:11:29:07	Let go!			
0775	01:11:32:07	Don't you realize that
sacrificing yourself is useless?			
0776	01:11:42:16	We've got to help her!			
0777	01:11:44:18	Me Cap'n knows what she's doin'.			
0778	01:11:48:02	I won't let you destroy the planet.			
0779	01:11:50:16	Everything I love is there.			
0780	01:11:56:11	The world will remain
a miserable place			
0781	01:12:00:17	and your problems
will never disappear.			
0782	01:12:06:12	Mom...			
0783	01:12:35:06	No, Dixie! Dixie!			
0784	01:12:40:22	There's nothing
we can do for her now.			
0785	01:12:58:13	-Gonner, look!
-The portal!			
0786	01:13:17:16	Dixie! Please, wake up!			
0787	01:13:21:11	Dad?			
0788	01:13:22:11	Yes, darling, I'm here.			
0789	01:13:25:19	-Where am I?
-With me.			
0790	01:13:29:03	I love you, Daddy.			
0791	01:13:53:03	[I'm finally back in the world]
[of the living and guess what.]			
0792	01:13:56:21	[My problems haven't gone away]
[but I see them differently now.]			
0793	01:14:01:21	[Nigreda never realized that]
[behind every problem we face,]			
0794	01:14:06:19	[something positive]
[is waiting to be discovered.]			
0795	01:14:10:08	[Life is whatever color we paint it.]			
0796	01:14:14:12	[Maybe you can't change everything,]			
0797	01:14:16:13	[but while you're at it]
[why not try and make things better?]			
0798	01:14:20:10	-Shall we meet this afternoon?
-Sounds great.			
0799	01:14:23:02	How about a movie?			
0800	01:14:25:17	Yes, one about zombies.			
0801	01:14:27:08	[Otherwise,]
[what's the point of being here?]			
0802	01:14:32:20	Dixie.			
0803	01:14:39:01	[The doctors assure me]
[that my experience was]			
0804	01:14:42:04	["a dream created by]
[the limbic system in the brain..."]			
0805	01:14:45:09	[but I don't believe that.]			
0806	01:14:47:06	-Hi honey.
-Hi mom.			
0807	01:14:52:11	It wasn't plugged in.			
0808	01:14:54:15	Today, I would like to discuss a
princess from Lower Egypt named Isis.			
0809	01:15:01:17	A prophecy told of her early death			
0810	01:15:06:14	but the young princess was
able to rise above the premonition			
0811	01:15:09:18	and rule her people wisely.			
0812	01:15:22:06	"This famous corsair abandoned
his trade and devoted his life to..."			
0813	01:15:27:17	Poetry?			
0814	01:15:28:24	So what do you think, Dad?			
0815	01:15:30:24	Isn't it possible that my dream
actually happened, somehow?			
0816	01:15:34:14	And that Gonner and Isis
really existed?			
0817	01:15:37:14	It wouldn't hurt
to thank them, would it?			
0818	01:15:40:18	You never know.